Oneday, Itachi went to 7 eleven. He saw this beer can that said "Itachi Spirited Beer". Itachi said, "Hey, they copyrighted my name!" So, he went to the cashier and said "Dude, this beer company copyrighted my name. Do you know where the company is?"
" Ohhh, sorry I don't know where it is." answered the cashier dude.
"Spit it Out, or else..." said Itachi, "MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!"
Then the dude was on a cross getting bankrupted.
"AHHHHHH!!!!!" yelled Cashier Dude.
So, later Itachi found the company and asked if he could talk to DaBoss.
"Where's the boss?" asked Itachi. "My name is copyrighted on the beer."
"Ohhhh, sorri the boss is busy right now." answered the office dude.
"Watever..."said Itachi, "MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!"
Then the office dude was forced to drink billions and billions of beer in the genjutsu. In real, he was actually sleeping like if he was drunk. Itachi went to the boss, which was Ichigo Kurosaki cuz its "Spirited"beer.
"Yo, what do u want?" asked Ichigo. "I'm busy right now dammit"
"My name is Itachi Uchiha." answered Itachi. "And my name is copyrighted on the beer. Change the name now!"
"Woah, Woah take a chill pill." told Ichigo. "I can't change the name now."
"I demand you to change it NOW!" yelled Itachi. "katon: goukakyu no jutsu!"
The whole company blew up cuz the alcohol and the flame did a chemical reaction. The only survivor was Itachi.

THE END
P.S: The story was from my friend, "Emily Chang" whom also is "MagicCrayon"'s friend too.